I'm not easily forgotten
The 27-year old called me last nite, out of the blue. He's been working out of state since May and we haven't talked in a while. I was surprised to hear from him. I have to admit, I was also glad to hear from him. Out of all the boys I've spent time with in the past year, he's always been my favorite. Looks like he'll be coming back to town soon. Score! He has no idea what's in store for him.
My Facebook pic is hard at work, y'all. They're crawling out of the woodwork and over each other to get to me. I find it hilarious. And a tad bit flattering.
He did hack one of my jokes, but in a good way. Short story - he was at a party, and 2 large girls came up to him, trying to get his attention. He leaned over to his buddy and said, "Do I smell like cake?"
Sweet. I know we'll never have anything serious together, but by golly, he'll never forget me.
My Facebook pic is hard at work, y'all. They're crawling out of the woodwork and over each other to get to me. I find it hilarious. And a tad bit flattering.
He did hack one of my jokes, but in a good way. Short story - he was at a party, and 2 large girls came up to him, trying to get his attention. He leaned over to his buddy and said, "Do I smell like cake?"
Sweet. I know we'll never have anything serious together, but by golly, he'll never forget me.
posted by Jenn at
7:12 AM
9 Comments:
I wanna smell like cake. I need bigger boobs. Man! Do I have any spank pics? Hello! Jenn. Up here. My junk doesn't talk.
Do you think I could get a date if I got on facebook? Oh my God. How low am I willing to go? Well, I was married once.
Damn! My oldest is 23. Banging 27?!? I don't know. Can we do that?
Will you ever forget me?
Okay, New direction for my famous website hugenads.com I've only written a few things but check it out if you have a sec. Interesting.
I never wanted a date from facebook. And I'm not actually going to go on a date with the guy who asked. If he genuinely wants help with his stand-up, I'll help, but I'm not interested otherwise.
I was married twice. I win.
My oldest daughter is 20. I did catch him checking out her rack once. But hey, he's a 27 year old! It's what they do. And I honestly don't see anything wrong with banging him. He'll be 28 next month. And I don't want to marry the guy.
Checking out hugenads shortly....
That's all you do is check out huge nads.
I'm bored. Write more.
Okay, I guess I'll tell YOU. Oh man! I am still pissed off about this. I need your opinion on this Jenn. Some broad back burnered me which is okay except that when you're back burnering someone, you're not supposed to get caught doing it and if you do get caught; it needs to be obvious that the reason you back burnered the person to begin with was because the guy you back burnered them for was freakishly hot or rich or something obvious. Are you with me? What?? Okay so I'm out at Wilhoite's (faggotty place, sorry) and see the b*tch with some guy that looks like he just got off the hair club for men truck. The beer gut wasn't working for him either. Seriously? I played it off well when she saw me and I honestly never had intentions of ever seeing her again since I had discarded her # and email. She's 48 also but that was okay I suppose. Anyway I feel like I'm at least a 7 or an 8. If you like clean cut,tall,thin guys I'm a 9 easy. I also manage to fake the rich guy front really well as I work for a huge bank and managed to wedge my way into a fairly upscale neighborhood. I drive a classic Vette which says I have a little taste when in reality I've had it since I was 25. Seriously; there are very few guys out there that can outdo me. I'm 43 and have a six pack tummy still. I can fake being a gentleman like nobody's business until I get what I want. Okay so far?
Well this bothered the Hell out of me all day and night until I searched for her email address and sent her an email.
"I know this is not going to get me any brownie points and this childish scene will make me even more unattractive but seriously?
You chose that over me? Really?
Seeing me again was less desireable than being seen in public with that guy?"
I feel a little better. I just couldn't let it slide. How do you think it will play out for me?
Ahh, the dreaded backburner. I hate when it's done to me, and it's done to me a lot. And I can never figure out why. I'm in the same boat as you, Tom. I'm attractive, independent, my kids are mostly grown, and I'm pretty damned funny and amazing. So how could anyone ever put ME on the backburner?
Maybe she was just intimidated by your greatness. That's what I think when I get blown off. :)
Maybe you and I should just hook up, Tom, and get it over with. lol.
Yeah, we should. Actually I have wanted to hang out with you for an evening. I think it would be fun as Hell. I would like your opinions on some of my material and music. My Son just got his new car. Check it out at tombotts.com I'm so proud!
Cool, let's plan something soon. I'm a little stressed out right now but things should settle. You've got my email, I'll send my cell number.
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