Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Observations

I've been really busy the last couple of days, so here's some random crap to keep you occupied until I have time to write more.

I saw spinning rims on a Ford Contour today. That made me laugh.

There was a personalized license plate I saw the other day that said "BEAVR". Come on. Even if that's you last name, why would you put it on your car?

If I hear someone say, "Git er done!" one more time, I think my head will literally explode. It's not funny when HE does it, what makes you think it's funny when YOU do it.

I am disappointed in a society that would not only bring "The Dukes of Hazzard" to the big screen, but also make it the number one grossing movie of the weekend. Are you fucking kidding me? If it happens again this weekend, that's it. I'm moving to Canada. I can learn to like cold weather and Celine Dion.

And I really hate dogs.

12 Comments:

Blogger I said...

The fact that people will go to The Dukes of Hazzard is the only reason I'm gettin laughs as a comedian. If only smart people owned credit cards, Citibank would have been out of business years ago. It's a good system. Don't knock it.

8/09/2005 9:06 PM  
Blogger Brent Dawson LPC said...

Bryce, August 12 at The Magnolia.

8/10/2005 8:08 AM  
Blogger Jenn said...

I have passes to the screening tonite, yay me! I will not be at open mic until late, if I get there at all. Shaun A. is hosting. And no, sorry, I don't have any extras. You wouldn't believe what I had to do to get these! Oh wait, yes you would. :)

8/10/2005 8:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

blow someone lol ?

8/10/2005 11:12 AM  
Blogger MB said...

From what i've heard and seen, Canada is pretty cool.

8/10/2005 2:09 PM  
Blogger Jenn said...

A wishing well was definitely involved.

This job is kicking my ass. I hope to have some down time eventually.

8/10/2005 3:49 PM  
Blogger Jenn said...

I thought the "BEAVR" was funny. I just couldn't figure out the context, and that puzzled me.

Spinning rims on an ice cream truck?? That rocks!

8/10/2005 4:38 PM  
Blogger Jenn said...

My blog is Spam Central today.

Oh, and the moving to Canada thing....the Dukes of Hazzard is just the last straw. There are many reasons why I wouldn't mind living up north eh. I visited Vancouver once and didn't want to leave.

8/10/2005 4:45 PM  
Blogger Brent Dawson LPC said...

what i think is funny is that funkysmell said beavr was funny. this is what the comment looked like.

funkysmell
beavr.

now thats funny.

funkysmelling beavr is gold.

8/11/2005 9:06 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

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And if that isn't funny, I'll give you a strawberry shortcake! HAHA

Now THAT's funny!
Thanks again for last night. I'm very greatful

8/11/2005 10:00 AM  
Blogger Jenn said...

Ok, it was a little funny.

Strawberry shortcake! Bwahahhahha! Now THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for going with me.

8/11/2005 10:23 AM  
Blogger Jenn said...

PMS is a bitch. and so am i this week. I'm thinking prozac might be the way to go. :)

8/11/2005 11:41 AM  

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