No Joke
I owe someone an apology.
No, no, seriously. I feel bad and I owe it to that person to say I'm sorry. I can feel all your eyes rolling as we speak, but here it goes anyway.
I am very sorry for the way I behaved. I acted in a childish, immature manner and the more I've had time to think about it, the worse I feel. I can only attribute my behavior to the alcohol, even though that's no excuse. You didn't deserve to be treated that way, it was wrong of me, and I'm sorry.
So, Ms. Williams, I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. You were the best Kindergarten teacher ever. Did you ever find all those crayons?
Teehee. Did I getcha? :)
Damn I crack myself up sometimes. Bwahahahahaha!
No, no, seriously. I feel bad and I owe it to that person to say I'm sorry. I can feel all your eyes rolling as we speak, but here it goes anyway.
I am very sorry for the way I behaved. I acted in a childish, immature manner and the more I've had time to think about it, the worse I feel. I can only attribute my behavior to the alcohol, even though that's no excuse. You didn't deserve to be treated that way, it was wrong of me, and I'm sorry.
So, Ms. Williams, I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. You were the best Kindergarten teacher ever. Did you ever find all those crayons?
Teehee. Did I getcha? :)
Damn I crack myself up sometimes. Bwahahahahaha!
posted by Jenn at
9:07 AM
12 Comments:
At first, I thought you were whining about what a bitch you were being over English Chippy and Otto Von Cleaver there...again!
(cleaver...hack...ha ha I'm killin' me here!)
Ha! I knew you would think that!
I'm so over that it's a distant memory my friend. Bigger and better things are happening for me.
Gotcha!
Otto von Cleaver?
"I had a complete meltdown at the club the other nite when my ex and his gf from London were there. Thankfully, I waited until they left to lose it. The bartender came out and comforted me, as did the door guy. I really thought I could handle it, but I was wrong."
Distant eh? Four days is distant if you are a toddler there, turkey and cheese on rye.
I just ate the hottest fucking burrito I've ever had about twenty minutes ago. I'm still swweaty and my cheeks are numb. Mother fucker! And my puss ass only ate one fucking bite too! Jesus christ!
psst...I called him a hack because he sucks. Secret handshake stuff going on here betweenst us in the know, wink wink.
And yes, I would sooooooooo fuck me some Sarah.
Ummmm...Sara lee cheese cake on Sarah snatch. THat would be the only thing that would quench the hell this burrito is leaving on me. My fucking cheeks are fucking numb.
But I still want Sarah.
Ok now, buddy, I have to call "foul" on pulling comments from someone else's blog. That's just not fair. It's a girl thing, I wanted to relate my moment to another chick who's been going thru drama.
Four days is pretty major for me, even you have to admit that! I've managed to get thru a lot of shitty things in my life, this is a piece of cake.
Mmm. Cake.
And me wanting Sarah has nothing to do with the blog, it has to do with Sarah.
Sarah and my dick that is.
I am soooo horny!
8 days runnin'...
I'll have to tell you about it on the phone or something, Jenn. I never win.
Being horny has nothing to do with wanting Sarah either. I just want her. She's hot and I'm hot for her. Enough said.
This burrito is fucking up my head, I can't even think and make a proper thought.
I feel the need to justify myself again - just because I had a meltdown the other nite DOES NOT mean I'm having one now! I really am over it. I'm still pissed, but not at the relationship. I'm way more pissed about how he flaked out on me when I needed his help, when we were supposed to be working together.
LMAO.
Yes, we do agree. I'm sure he would elaborate about what a putz he finds the guy to be, but no need.
For all his harshness, Jeff is an awesome guy.
A goddess with a tight snatch?
And no, Can't take the heat - -Jeff = yankee, remember?
It's always been funny to every one but me just how much of a pussy I am when it comes to spicy food. And to think, the ex-wife is a beaner too so you know I had some spices. Too bad I never got to get them out of her ass though. FUCK I'M HORNY!
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