He said, he said
As we come to the end of yet another year, I thought it would be fun to highlight some of the more ridiculous things that have been said to me by various men this year.
"When I move out of my parents' house, you can come to my place!"
"If I were 45, I'd totally be in love with you."
"I can't be around you when you're doing comedy. You get too much attention."
"Can I fuck your roommate?"
"Are they real?"
"Sorry I didn't tell you that I'm married, but hey, I'm a guy."
"Would you consider gaining back the weight you lost?"
"Go hit on that guy. I'll sit here and watch."
"So, do you own a strap-on?"
"Call me Daddy."
"I can't talk to you right now, I'm headed out on a date."
And my very favorite...."I'll let you suck it."
I could add to this list later, but that's a fun start. :)
"When I move out of my parents' house, you can come to my place!"
"If I were 45, I'd totally be in love with you."
"I can't be around you when you're doing comedy. You get too much attention."
"Can I fuck your roommate?"
"Are they real?"
"Sorry I didn't tell you that I'm married, but hey, I'm a guy."
"Would you consider gaining back the weight you lost?"
"Go hit on that guy. I'll sit here and watch."
"So, do you own a strap-on?"
"Call me Daddy."
"I can't talk to you right now, I'm headed out on a date."
And my very favorite...."I'll let you suck it."
I could add to this list later, but that's a fun start. :)
posted by Jenn at
7:46 AM
8 Comments:
These are awesome.
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Hey Jenn -
I'll let you suck it, but you gotta call me Mommy and not until I get back after this date at my parents' house.
I love Jill. So very much. :)
I love you right back, Toots!
Jillo and Jenn - Just one question. Can I watch?
Can I add that one to the list?
hehe
Sure, as long as I can watch.......
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