I'm not dead and neither are the squirrels....

Good morning all. Ugh. I think I need another vacation.

An old friend of mine called me the other nite. I hadn't heard from him in almost a year! Apparently his wife told him he was not to talk to me anymore. She said I was officially dead to him.

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

I wonder how I died in her head? In some fiery, painful way no doubt.

I wasn't trying to steal her husband, we truly are just friends. And I warned him on several occasions that, no matter how cool a woman says she is with her husband/boyfriend/whatever having female friends, eventually jealousy is gonna raise its ugly head. He didn't believe me. And now I'm dead. Another 'told you so' moment for Jenn. :)

Yesterday my co-worker and I saved 2 baby squirrels from certain death. They had fallen out of their nest and were freezing on the parking lot ground, so we gathered them up (wearing gloves, of course) and made little leaf nests for them in the bushes. I went to check on them later and they were gone. I'd like to think that their mommy found them and took them home. Please don't burst my bubble and say that they were eaten by a cat. Thanks.

I went to open mic last nite. My confidence is back and I'm ready to start hitting it again. And to my surprise and delight, the guy who was running it has been dismissed, and a really great guy is taking over. I couldn't be happier about the change.

And I'll leave you with the "Douche Moment of the Week":

I was supposed to meet this guy from the dating site. I texted him to confirm the time and all. He texted back: "I'll have to call you tomorrow, I'm on my way to a date."

Um, yeah. No need to call me tomorrow, or any other day. Idiot.

Off to work and my stressful day. Love ya, mean it. :)