Funny signs
The following are things I've actually seen on church signs:
"God's Bling-onomics, this Sunday." Plano, TX
"Friday: Art Auction. Saturday: Garage Sale" Houston, TX
"Free trips to Heaven; details inside." Houston, TX
"Git 'er done for Jesus" - Hurst, TX. Are you kidding me? Do I even need to point out the irony?
"Negro baseball league, Wednesdays." - Little Elm, TX. Hmm, a little behind the times? Ya think?
"God's Bling-onomics, this Sunday." Plano, TX
"Friday: Art Auction. Saturday: Garage Sale" Houston, TX
"Free trips to Heaven; details inside." Houston, TX
"Git 'er done for Jesus" - Hurst, TX. Are you kidding me? Do I even need to point out the irony?
"Negro baseball league, Wednesdays." - Little Elm, TX. Hmm, a little behind the times? Ya think?
posted by Jenn at
9:46 PM
3 Comments:
hahaha! When I lived in Houston, I saw a sign similar to what you posted. It said, "Free Ticket to Heaven. Inquire within." Maybe there's a secret committee who makes these up.
Another in Dallas said, "When you eat passion fruit, don't get stuck in a jam." Oh, Jesus loves a good pun, doesn't he?
Yes he does.
I'm thinking of attending the Bling-onomics session, sounds amazing. :)
I saw one for Jesus helps. I think it was for a mexican home improvement service though.
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