Time to frag

We finally got DSL. Yay! I was so sick of dial-up that I didn't even get on the internet at home anymore. It's amazing how impatient we've become since the advent of high-speed technology. Who wants to wait 3 minutes? Now we can download all the porn we want, at super-high speed!

Wait, that's not why I wanted DSL! Dammit! A house full of men, perhaps I'm outvoted. But the LAN gaming shall commence shortly.

I’m at work today. I went to the restroom this morning, and as I was washing my hands, I looked up and noticed a little sign on the mirror. It said, “You are looking at the person responsible for your safety.” Yikes. I’m in trouble.