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I had one of those, "Oh my god, I'm turning into my mother" moments last nite. I referred to my daugher's choice of music as 'that screaming mess'. My mother used to call my music that too. But I was listening to Journey. Not sure that Steve Perry's crooning constitutes 'screaming'.
My daughter told me something I didn’t know, so I’ll share in the form of a trivia question. First correct answer gets….well, I haven’t really thought this out, now have I? I’ll think of something.
What does Home Depot run short of during Spring Break?
Give me your answers, one of you has to know this.
We’ve been downloading a lot of music. Most of my cd’s have somehow disappeared, so now I can listen to my favorite Poe song again. This is truly one of the coolest songs ever.
"Trigger Happy Jack"
He scares easily
It makes him so angry
At me
And his head it spins around
Just like the exorcist and I
Find it ever so
Hard to resist his cries
But there’s nothing more sadistic than an infant
Waving his pistol in my face
He wants me right down on my knees
Crumbling in disgrace
But he underestimates my mind
I know he’s messing with my head
My only weakness is
I can’t believe the guy could be entirely dead
(Chorus)
Can’t talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Can’t talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Trigger happy jack
You’re gonna blow
But I’m gonna get off
Before you go
My trigger happy jack is just a
Drive by a go-go
And after awhile he calms down
And he looks at me like a prince
But I know I better bite the bullet
’cause it’s just another one of his
Jedi mind tricks
But this ain’t no headtrip honey
This is a collision on the road
And you’ve got me feeling oh just like a roadkill
And you know deep down I know
(Chorus)
Why do you make me feel like this?
Why do you gotta be such a dick?
Why do you make me feel like this?
Why do you gotta be such a dick?
Go-go
And I hate myself
Just enough to want him
But I hate him just enough to get off
But I understand him
Maybe I’m just crazy enough
To love him
Why not?
You can’t talk to a psycho like a normal human being...
My daughter told me something I didn’t know, so I’ll share in the form of a trivia question. First correct answer gets….well, I haven’t really thought this out, now have I? I’ll think of something.
What does Home Depot run short of during Spring Break?
Give me your answers, one of you has to know this.
We’ve been downloading a lot of music. Most of my cd’s have somehow disappeared, so now I can listen to my favorite Poe song again. This is truly one of the coolest songs ever.
"Trigger Happy Jack"
He scares easily
It makes him so angry
At me
And his head it spins around
Just like the exorcist and I
Find it ever so
Hard to resist his cries
But there’s nothing more sadistic than an infant
Waving his pistol in my face
He wants me right down on my knees
Crumbling in disgrace
But he underestimates my mind
I know he’s messing with my head
My only weakness is
I can’t believe the guy could be entirely dead
(Chorus)
Can’t talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Can’t talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Trigger happy jack
You’re gonna blow
But I’m gonna get off
Before you go
My trigger happy jack is just a
Drive by a go-go
And after awhile he calms down
And he looks at me like a prince
But I know I better bite the bullet
’cause it’s just another one of his
Jedi mind tricks
But this ain’t no headtrip honey
This is a collision on the road
And you’ve got me feeling oh just like a roadkill
And you know deep down I know
(Chorus)
Why do you make me feel like this?
Why do you gotta be such a dick?
Why do you make me feel like this?
Why do you gotta be such a dick?
Go-go
And I hate myself
Just enough to want him
But I hate him just enough to get off
But I understand him
Maybe I’m just crazy enough
To love him
Why not?
You can’t talk to a psycho like a normal human being...
posted by Jenn at
9:18 AM
4 Comments:
trash bags, I don't know maybe I'll call and ask 'em that, ought to throw customer service out of whack for a day or two? "Hello what items are you currently out of"? LOL!!!
lol, you should so call them. :)
And no, it's not trashbags.
Alright called made to the Home Depot in Daly City,as San Francisco won't allow them or any other box store in here. "Hello Home Depot how may I help you?" "Yes, I was wondering what items are you currenetly out of?" "WHAT? Lady do you know how many isles we have and all the items on each shelf, I can't possibly tell you that." Did you have a particular item in mind?" "Well, no, see everytime I go to the store I end up buying everything else but what I went there for so if I knew ahead of time that you are out of stock then I could save my gas." Lady at Home Depot "Oh, ok I've been there done that, but sorry I can't tell you what all we're out of, wish I could be of more help." ( must say that the lady was very nice and plesant even thought I'm the crazy one!)
That's hilarious!
You're nutty and I love you for that. :)
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