Keep on smiling...
My roommates are idiots. Enough said.
I’ve decided to do the audition for Nick at Nite’s America’s Funniest Mom contest. Yeah, I know, clean, clean, clean. I think I have 5 clean minutes. Wish me luck. Yikes!
Last nite, I spent the evening at El Centro College with Evan while he taught a class. I sat in the computer lab and tried to download the Coldetown video, but it would only take it in 30 minute increments, and then the damn thing just shut down on me completely. I’m no editor, I tried to tell him that. But it was a cool. I sat thru the last portion of the class he was teaching, and I gave my own evaluation at the end. It went something like this:
1. No singing. Ever. Please.
2. “Whatever” is not a teaching tool. Wait, are YOU a teaching tool?
3. “Blue screen of death” is so 1994.
4. This guy sitting next to me is so high, or are his eyes always that red?
5. Your drawings on the board look sexual. Or maybe it’s just me. I see boobs.
Audition tonite. I’ll report back tomorrow.
I’ve decided to do the audition for Nick at Nite’s America’s Funniest Mom contest. Yeah, I know, clean, clean, clean. I think I have 5 clean minutes. Wish me luck. Yikes!
Last nite, I spent the evening at El Centro College with Evan while he taught a class. I sat in the computer lab and tried to download the Coldetown video, but it would only take it in 30 minute increments, and then the damn thing just shut down on me completely. I’m no editor, I tried to tell him that. But it was a cool. I sat thru the last portion of the class he was teaching, and I gave my own evaluation at the end. It went something like this:
1. No singing. Ever. Please.
2. “Whatever” is not a teaching tool. Wait, are YOU a teaching tool?
3. “Blue screen of death” is so 1994.
4. This guy sitting next to me is so high, or are his eyes always that red?
5. Your drawings on the board look sexual. Or maybe it’s just me. I see boobs.
Audition tonite. I’ll report back tomorrow.
posted by Jenn at
9:40 AM
8 Comments:
Phone sex! Rock on!
Great, now I'm getting porn spam.
Lol, I think I'm gonna have to skip that one. Maybe. I'm trying to avoid certain words. Wonder what the competition will be like? I'm one of few moms amongst the Dallas comics.
GOOD LUCK!
Bryce knows me too well...as well has knowing my hatred of prop comedy.
You totally should win.
"has" is sure a neat word! It's so neat, you can replace other words with it!
LOL. :)
Thanks y'all. I'll let you know how it goes. In the meantime, if you're bored, you can call that number on my spam.
kick ass on your audition. i know a guy in new york who dressed in drag to the nick at nite audition and killed, of course he wasn't eligible.
Was it Dustin Hoffman? Oh wait, that was "Tootsie". :)
It went well, read on.
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