Odds and Ends

My daughter came storming into my room yesterday morning, very angry with her boyfriend. She was upset that he's not sympathetic to her, in any situation.

"Sweetie, men who are sympathetic to women are called 'homosexuals'."

She said, "But I don't want to date a gay guy!"

Ha. Me neither.

The awesome Jill texted me yesterday and gave a perfect explanation for my perpetual singleness:

"I know what the problem is. You're so gorgeous that you scramble men's brains and make them stupid....but not quite enough to render them speechless."

LMAO.
If only I could find a hot, mute guy. Yeah.