Pocket surfing

My daughter took it upon herself to rifle through the pockets of my overnight guest from the other night. He had left his jacket in the living room, and she was trying to find out who it was, since she wasn't at home when he arrived.

She found a book of matches from a strip club.
"Oh, it must be Jason."

LMAO.
Normally I would discourage my children from such things, but I actually thought it was funny.
She kept the matches, by the way. I wonder if he missed them on his trip back home?