Turret's of the hand?
So I started taking anti-depressants.
Yes, again.
They seem to be working, but I have this uncontrollable urge to give people the finger. I’ll just be chatting away with someone, and when they walk away, I find myself shooting an obscene finger gesture into the air behind them.
I called my doctor and asked if this was a side effect of the medication.
“No, Jenn”, he said. “You’re just a bitch.”
Well, then. That makes sense.
Yes, again.
They seem to be working, but I have this uncontrollable urge to give people the finger. I’ll just be chatting away with someone, and when they walk away, I find myself shooting an obscene finger gesture into the air behind them.
I called my doctor and asked if this was a side effect of the medication.
“No, Jenn”, he said. “You’re just a bitch.”
Well, then. That makes sense.
posted by Jenn at
8:09 AM
8 Comments:
Anti-depressants are yummy. What are you on?
Love,
Aunty Depressant
p.s. If you don't want to spill yer guts out here on Teh Inturnets, you can email me if you want to tell.
Or don't tell me.
In either case, please flip me off.
I deserve it lately.
A.D.aka JO'S
I just flipped you off in my mind, cuz there are people watching me. Well, I think they're watching me. Aren't they? Why are they looking at me!!!!!
Paranoia....perhaps another side effect?
lol.
If it weren't for paranoia, I'd pick my nose in public a lot more.
I like to pick my nose when people look at me. I use the middle finger to do it. Screw em!
P.S: I don't take anything for depression.
Aww, I miss you.
I miss you too. We should get together soon. Like, for real, yo, and compare jewelry.
What about me? I'm your most faithful follower.
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