Love at the Bagel Shop
Aww. The Teenager is dating a co-worker. I told her it was a bad idea. She responded by saying, "But I read the manual and it's not against the rules!" No, sweetie, just the rules of Common Sense. I'm just waiting for that moment when I can jump up and say "I told you so!"Any day now. Any day.
posted by Jenn at
10:44 AM
5 Comments:
Tell her to tattoo his name on her ass. That'll immediately end the relationship. That's an understood rule, you know.
What's that phrase?
Don't slice the company bagel.
No, that's not it.
How about
Don't spread a schmear of company cream cheese.
Yeah, that's better.
Yes, tattoing is a definite relationship ender. People know this, yet they still do it. Why? Because they're stupid I guess.
Mono, your use of the word 'schmear' is highly applauded. Thanks for the giggle. :)
Actually, my wife and I got matching tattoos after we got married. We didn't make the mistake of getting our initals or names on each other, though. We got bees. I have mine on my left calf, and she has hers on her right front shoulder, right under her bra strap. I'll see if I can't dig up a pic of it for ya.
I would like to see that.
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