Deprivation

I haven't been sleeping well lately, but when I do manage to fall asleep I have the strangest dreams. Last nite I had a dream that I was doing improv with a bunch of people, and I had to hang on to the back of some guy and be the peeling skin from his sunburn. Weird.

Last week I had a dream that I was in some crazy cult, and I was trying desperately to escape from them, and Johnny Depp was the leader. Dressed like a pirate, of course.

And then there was the dream in which I was a prostitute. I told the boyfriend about that one, and he asked me if I was profitable.

"I don't know about that", I said, "but I sure was busy!"