White guy walks into the store, mid-30's, seems to be in a hurry.
Me: "Hi, can I help you find something?"
FOTW: "Yeah, I need some lube."
Me: "Oh, well we have a variety, let me show you what we have...over here we have the water-based formulas which are..."
FOTW, interrupting Me: "I just need it to jack off."
Me, only slightly taken aback: "Ahh, well then I would suggest this, it's specifically for that purpose."
FOTW: "I just need something small, you got a sample pack?"
Me: "Yes, yes we do." I hand him the crappy 99 cent pack and ring up this awesome sale.
FOTW: "Great. Do you have a bathroom?"
Me, sighing and rolling my eyes, "No. No we don't."
Yeah, You suck! I had to go all the way to Denny's to spank off!
ReplyDeleteYa know what's really creepy? I memorized your face before I left! HA!
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff Jenn. I love it!.....I mean the 99 cent lube! HA!
ReplyDeleteMaybe that place should have "pay-as-you-go" wank rooms. The entire room could be "flushed" after each use.
ReplyDeleteThen again, I guess that's what dumpsters are for.
JENN!
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't my face he was looking at. lol.
ReplyDeleteIs this a true story? Or funny fiction without friction?
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