Tuesday, December 11, 2007

My new opening joke

So I broke up with my boyfriend recently. You probably think I'm going to bash him and say a lot of bad things about him, but I'm not. He actually taught me a lot of things.

He taught me how to play poker.
How to make an omelette.
How to take a punch.

I know, I can't believe it either!
I never thought I'd be able to make an omelette!


There ya go. Proof once again that comedy absolutely comes from tragedy. :)
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5 comments:

  1. Fibo12/11/2007 12:11 PM

    Nice Blog :)

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  2. Anonymous12/12/2007 1:12 AM

    I like the joke.
    But I'm sorry for what inspired it.

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  3. Bron12/12/2007 4:56 AM

    beautiful!

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  4. Jenn12/12/2007 6:53 AM

    Thanks, Melissa. Me too.

    But damn, what a great joke! :)
    Can you believe he didn't think it was funny? lol.

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  5. Anonymous1/14/2008 3:15 PM

    Apparently from what Melissa wrote and your response to it, the premise of the joke was true. I'm sorry to hear that and glad you broke up with him. Ugh.

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